His Post:
Ben *****
The next person to make any form of a "wow, you like 'em young" reference in regards to me being a high school teacher is going to get booted from my friends list and then get my boot up their ass at high velocity. I did not just work my ass off for three years to have someone make jokes about why I'm there. I'm 30. I'm way past that. GROW THE FUCK UP.
My response:
**** * Cone
Dear Ben,
I really do believe we have nothing to fear more than you warping the minds of those poor poor children, Now should there be some gothy I love pain type chick in your class, should she have to stay after school for her punishmen...t, then you gotta do what you gotta do,
Just remember, there are no do overs when you're a teacher, going to jail means your job, I still plan to visit you (at school), remember my other offer on the phone should they get out of line, touching is only ok if its on the shoulder, shaking hands or a pat on the head, just remember for 1 & 3 to do it softly, not I'm a flaming homo soft but just soft enough that they cant file assault charges, If they do, I can fix that too,
side note, any person or persons that you engage in sexually activity with you should be your own business, anything more than 2500 ft (check your school district for laws) is considered off school grounds unless its a school event somewhere then you are still a teacher, once you leave the grounds/event & more than XXX amount of ft away from either you are just a person like the rest of us engaging in w/e sexual acts you want w/ whoever you want
also, I dont wanna grow up, I'm a juvenile kid...finish the lyrics...
you're boots are scary, even if i did witness a bottle top, some beer & a cheesy poofy thing land in them,
i would like to add that in fact you do "like 'em young" bc I'm not sure the last time I witnessed you date a woman older than you, so thats more of a fact than a wise crack, feel better, my wife is 24 & i'm 30, I turn 31 before she turns 25,
I would also like to add that i purposefully misused as many commas as possible to irritate your ass,
p,s, if you're still reading all this,,,kudos, i'm kinda like a special ed kid on quad skates (bc i'm that old) while trying to eat ice cream at a rave thats on a down hill sloped building,,, you just have to sit back & smile,
I really do believe we have nothing to fear more than you warping the minds of those poor poor children, Now should there be some gothy I love pain type chick in your class, should she have to stay after school for her punishmen...t, then you gotta do what you gotta do,
Just remember, there are no do overs when you're a teacher, going to jail means your job, I still plan to visit you (at school), remember my other offer on the phone should they get out of line, touching is only ok if its on the shoulder, shaking hands or a pat on the head, just remember for 1 & 3 to do it softly, not I'm a flaming homo soft but just soft enough that they cant file assault charges, If they do, I can fix that too,
side note, any person or persons that you engage in sexually activity with you should be your own business, anything more than 2500 ft (check your school district for laws) is considered off school grounds unless its a school event somewhere then you are still a teacher, once you leave the grounds/event & more than XXX amount of ft away from either you are just a person like the rest of us engaging in w/e sexual acts you want w/ whoever you want
also, I dont wanna grow up, I'm a juvenile kid...finish the lyrics...
you're boots are scary, even if i did witness a bottle top, some beer & a cheesy poofy thing land in them,
i would like to add that in fact you do "like 'em young" bc I'm not sure the last time I witnessed you date a woman older than you, so thats more of a fact than a wise crack, feel better, my wife is 24 & i'm 30, I turn 31 before she turns 25,
I would also like to add that i purposefully misused as many commas as possible to irritate your ass,
p,s, if you're still reading all this,,,kudos, i'm kinda like a special ed kid on quad skates (bc i'm that old) while trying to eat ice cream at a rave thats on a down hill sloped building,,, you just have to sit back & smile,
LOL
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