So this thought occurs to me while in traffic today: Peanut Butter & Banana sandwich. Hell yes.
But how to make it. Well obviously despite my love for crunchy PB you have to use creamy when making the sandwich, seriously, you can NOT use crunchy. Other than fucking up the texture of it all, its the sexual connotations.
Ok for those really slow people here's a quick break down. Crunchy PB = nuts. Banana = Penis. Make sense now?
Back to the sandwich...actually forget the sandwich.. Back to the banana. Fuck the sandwich completely. So a Banana can be used for a sexual aid if it hasnt been un-wrapped... ok peeled is a better word but if banana=penis no one wants to think of their penis getting peeled like a banana. This brings me to my next subject.
Men being turned on watching a chic eat a banana. Seriously. You guys have issues. In case you havent fully ever watched this. She takes BITES OUT OF IT. So either you like to have a woman take a chomp on your willy there or it doesn't cross your mind. So, not a sexually pleasing image. Popsicles, could work as long as she doesnt bite into the bastard, but there is the thought of how cold they are & also... does your cock melt, get soft & run everywhere while she's doing what she does (hopefully well)...if so, you should seek medical help & stop sticking it in random places. Blowpop... ehh... 50/50...most likely she's gonna bite it, plus its an odd shape. If it's a lollipop then I could see it... if you have a really small ball shaped penis.
I'm sure there are others, but I'm not gonna get started on them. Thats all for now. Sorry for the lack of updates, I will more I swear. Maybe. Maybe not.
annnnnnnd. waffles.
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