So I was told to start a blog...

I normally abhor these things other than for good entertainment, which is what this should be. Anyways, w/o all the boring stuff, this is why I was told to start my blog... which my 'blog' persay might be nothing more than my interactions w/ people or copies from my social networking comments lol Like this one for example:



Camille: trying to find something cool to get Marty for his birthday and Christmas... hmm...

Cone: If only there was a way to get two gifts... or MAYBE... one HUGELY AWESOME gift...something that says I think about your moms vagina AND jesus. Oh man. If you could find a Vagisus that'd be perfect! Half vagina/half jesus. Or the other way ...so its a Jesugina? I like Vagisus myself. Just imagine a monster truck called Vagisus! or a Shotgun...  

Man I dont know where I get these ideas... but I should write a book!

Camille: LOL My mom is sure to have something to say about this

Cone: oh wow... that just opened the door for such bad things.
              
          I'm gonna leave it at this. HI MOM!!!! *waves frantically*


So thats kinda what started it. So I have to give a few fair warnings if you're still reading this. A) My spelling isnt the greatest, even w/ spell check. B) I have really bad ADOSS (Attention Deficit OHHH SOMETHING SHINY!!!) so its not always easy to follow me if I start to ramble. Which my wife will tell you I do. a lot. 6) I will at some point offend someone w/ something I say or do. Thats it for now. Oh yeah, I make no promises to update this on a regular/semi-regular basis since I have a full time job, spend 4 hours a day in traffic, have a wife & a baby on the way. Plus I have an addiction to video games.