E. Cola & you.

Thats right, I said E. Cola not E. Coli...

E. Cola is the hybrid b/w E.Coli & Salmonella. I thought of this the other day. Then in my sleep deprived state this morning (thanks to a new video game) it hit me.

Holy shit. The Cows & Chickens are starting to work together, and not in that cute way of the Cartoon Cow & Chicken. But more so in the we are going to kill off the human race bit by bit. One poisonous bit after another.

You see if may be us humans that prepare the food, but all it takes is one little distraction or accident & suddenly we are serving raw meat or raw chicken to Uncle Roscoe... while you might not like him, a painful death by fever, bloody diarrhea, painful abdominal cramps, life-threatening infections, temporary anemia, profuse bleeding, and kidney failure is not quite your intention for him. Personally. I'd just send a crappy cheap looking card on a holiday to show my disdain for him not kill him you psycho.

You may be laughing at this point, trying not to puke bc of what I've typed, wondering wtf is wrong w/ me or if you're a hypochondriac like some I know... you're calling your Dr, the CDC & the morgue.

I warn you my friends, this is no laughin matter. The cows & chickens ARE working together. Think about it. First we get E. Coli in 1885 "discovered" by a German human, then also in 1885 "discovered" by an American we get Salmonella. Now this has nothing to do w/ the Germans or Americans, it was the cows plotting world domination & the chickens counter attack so THEY could have world domination.

Now years later. McDonalds pushes hamburgers... then chic-fil-a comes along saying no no chicken is healthier for you. Burger joints have no counter for this, they just add more stuff to their burgers. Instead what happens.

Suddenly cows are PROMOTING THE CONSUMPTION OF CHICKEN. Its on billboards everywhere.

Face it, we need to take action or we are fucked. Before you know it the elephants are gonna get involved. And that's dangerous as hell....

bc they never forget.