Snow White...

So I got to thinkin about this the other day. Maybe it was this w.end. Snow White.

Has anyone else really wondered about this, I mean I know its suppose to be a kids story, stay away from strangers ESP if they have food, prince charming will save you lil girl, you'll live happily ever after.

But lets look at it like adults, logical ones. Here it goes. Hold on to something:

So you have this girl/teen that meets some scary looking old lady who drugs her & she's out like a light.
Now SEVEN dwarfs (midgets, lil people, w/e is P.C.) of varying age (if you just go off looks) from around 20s to 50s, take this drugged unconscious girl back to their house.
Whether or not you decide to think they are all gay (due to their in-sync singing, over whelming happiness or just the fact that its seven dudes living alone in a house in the woods. There is still an issue.
Unconscious young girl/teen (for sake of sanity & not puking we'll say she's 16, bc lets face it most people didnt live that long back then) in a house w/ seven men who have lived together for god knows how many years ALONE in the woods. Now you are really tellin me that since they know she's in a drug induced coma & not waking up (bc you know they tried to wake her) that they are just gonna sit there & take care of her.

Ok if they are in fact all gay, then yes I could believe this. But since they are all tired of not having a female around you know they started runnin trains on her, takin turns or all hittin where they could, bc hey... she's not gonna remember it right?

Little do we know (bc it's never shown in the movie) that after some stranger strolls in looking even more homosexual than the guys living alone in the woods together who sing in-sync. Who happens to kiss her & she wakes up. How he really pulled it off, no idea. So metro/homo rides in on a horse, wakes her & takes her away & they get married.

Then the STDs start showing up, the fact she's as loose as Debbie after Dallas, she goes to therapy due to bad dreams that start to surface. Then BAM!

She suddenly remembers through the fog, the seven guys doing god only knows what to her sexually. And the suicide stats for molested women go up.

And this ladies in gentlemen is what we grew up. Not this sissy ass I'm having to interact with my tv & gonna learn another language bc my country & Uncle Sam are too much of giant gaping pussies to do anything about our language issues & illegal aliens.. oh god we cant kick them out, what will others think... I know! lets just add their language as our second!!!... dumbasses.

Where was I... Oh yeah... seriously.  What sort of cartoons did we REALLY grow up on lol I'm sure there are others that I could analyze... maybe later...


Here's our moral for today: Strangers give you drugs, sell you into some sort of sexual slavery, your savior from the situation is either flaming gay or the founder of Metros, you have LOTS of STDs & off yourself in the end.